I have a very important announcement to make. One that everyone should pay attention to.

And it is that there is a very important birthday among us. I don't know if he told anyone, but everyone's about to find out.

IT'S FLETCHER'S 11TH BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

So if a bunch of people wanna stay mutants that's pretty cool. But if they don't wanna be cool anymore that's pretty alright, too.

[LOOKS SO DISTRESSED- Obviously this video is being shot after he was startled awake. Edgeworth can also be in the frame idk-]

There's no way I'm tryin' to blow up the school in my sleep. But the walls are movin'- I'm sure of it!

Hey what's goin' on with this thing... [He seems confused for a moment, finger tapping at the screen. Naruto is fairly ( Read more... )

[The camera is upside down. For starters.]

[He also has a horrible Japanese accent that will probably stick with him for months.]

[And yet. The smile is all the same. Not so much the clothes. But he tends to always look scruffy in some way. Normal clothes or yukata. He doesn't even look that much different.]

Nan de ya nen- Ah ( Read more... )

[WEBCAM COMES ON]

[SUDDENLY A ROACH]

I'mma name it Crawly-chan. I think it's a girl 'cause it has nice feelers.

SAY HI, CRAWLY-CHAN. [roach chirps]

[this is obviously the best pet ever]

( [SUDDENLY YOU'RE BLINDED BY THIS HOT MESS] )

Only lame people need dates anyway!

I NEED LOUD PEOPLE

PEOPLE WITH WINGS

PEOPLE WITH MOUTHS

SPARKLY PEOPLE

I NEED YOU. You got it in you to do what's right?! THEN COME THIS WAY.

You're who we need. SO GET OFF YOUR ASS. DO SOMETHING AMAZING.

Our friends need us.

[[OOC: Don't know what this is? Go here. READ UP.]]

3am is not wife time. stop vacuuming, asshole.

 ( The red pill tastes like ketchup. )